Skip to content

Groves – Ask Jesus’ Grandma

December 21, 2009

Taken from

Gresham, age seven, hands me a wrinkled scrap of paper. On it is scrawled a list.

As a child I at least had the courtesy to hand my parents a list complete with corresponding page numbers from the Service Merchandise catalog and prices for each item. Kids these days.

“Why do you think you’re getting presents for Christmas? It’s not your birthday is it?”

Unfazed by the runaround he says, “Granda and Nonnie buy me presents.”

“True, but why? It’s not your birthday. Kinda weird huh?”

“They just do,” he says matter-of-factly as if explaining to a three year-old that two plus two is four. Some things are just beyond the grasp of a simpleton like me.

“It’s Jesus’ birthday but you get the presents? What does Jesus get?”

He closed his eyes and pondered. Stumped.

I grinned, rather amazed, honestly, at my ability to create such a profound perspective-shifting moment in the life of my child from the raw materials of, well, nothing but a tiny scrap of paper with ten little misspelled words on it.

Those Nobel folks should create a prize for fathers like me. They should study this brilliant exchange in child development classes. Perhaps I should teach one. Or would the University be beneath a man of my obvious skill. Perhaps the UN could dispatch me to first world nations to negotiate an immediate cancellation of third world debts.

Then the little bugger’s eyes popped open again.

“Does Jesus have a grandma?” he asked.

“Well, I guess so. I guess he does.”

“You should probably ask her what he’s getting.”

No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: